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16

Sep

me:
I can really picture us building a relationship together! He's really sweet, caring and so good looking.
me:
*cums*
me:
who?????

mothbug:

real talk does anyone ever just take a moment to appreciate the flawless combination that is cheese and tomatoes

cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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c h e e s e  a n d  t o m a t o e s

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crystallized-teardrops:

so i got bored…

crystallized-teardrops:

so i got bored…

bricesander:

Me on the phone.

bricesander:

Me on the phone.

(Source: kngshxt)

iamaslumberbatch:

a-lot-like-diana:

so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body is going through a small and mild labor to push out the dead insides of your uterus. so basically I have gone through labor and basically I don’t want children. 

why aren’t we taught this shit

(Source: alotlikediana)

(Source: fashion-and-film)

if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands

(via solacity)

I will never not reblog this

(via nuedvixx)

(Source: anachronica)

perksofbeingfab:

lsdemon:

more embroidered bread

why the fuck would you embroider bread


^for real

perksofbeingfab:

lsdemon:

more embroidered bread

why the fuck would you embroider bread

^for real

(Source: demetriusmarkee)


“I always doubted auditioning because of my weight. I’ve always acted and pursued theater – it was something I had always wanted to do when I was young. But I felt I would be rejected because of my physical appearance. Orange is the New Black has given me the opportunity to show that I have curves and I have talent too. It’s been a battle, you know, because I’ve never been skinny. But I’ve embraced it. Now I have the opportunity to show everyone that this is sexy. I can dress in the same attire as someone else and carry myself in a sexy manner, a beautiful manner and a prideful manner. What matters is how I play the role – not my size.”

“I always doubted auditioning because of my weight. I’ve always acted and pursued theater – it was something I had always wanted to do when I was young. But I felt I would be rejected because of my physical appearance. Orange is the New Black has given me the opportunity to show that I have curves and I have talent too. It’s been a battle, you know, because I’ve never been skinny. But I’ve embraced it. Now I have the opportunity to show everyone that this is sexy. I can dress in the same attire as someone else and carry myself in a sexy manner, a beautiful manner and a prideful manner. What matters is how I play the role – not my size.”

(Source: missdontcare-x)

kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

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(Source: pyonexe)

heauxenn:

who is she

(Source: facebook.com)

(Source: sivildisobedience)

dutchster:

trying to send a dick pic like

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