katy-san… will you love me forever?
no! *starts laughin with rihanna*
*gaga starts running*
katy starts running after her!
but it’s too late… gaga gets run over by.. a car
*police gets here*
*britney spears voice* i’m the police and i’m here
*starts putting lipstick* is she going to be ok
*britney spears police voice* no
i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first
i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference
No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.
I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.
Dude it’s from spongebob
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”